Week 4 NFL predictions

     Alright I'm alittle late on my predictions been working making some real mutter fucking money. That was my best impression of Butters. Back to football.

Plus after last weeks pick with me going 4-12 you'd think I'd walk away but it's the nfl a lot of games where close shit happens. I'm 25-23 on the season above 500 not bad but no where near good.

Cleveland vs Baltimore: Balt 

Tonight  was a no brainer the ravens are one of if not the best team in the AFC right now

Carolina vs Atlanta: Falcons

The falcons should easily win this game it's in atl plus SuperCam is going through the sophomore slump.

New England vs Buffulo: Pats

Pats should take this one. Should being the key word. Hopefully gronk gets more looks this week.

Minnesota vs Detroit: Lions

With the lions having one of the worst defenses this year I have no clue why I'm picking them to win. In all seriousness though Detroit should out score the Vikings in a shoot out with or with out Stafford.

San Diego vs Kansas City: Super Chargers

So people think Charles is bak because he tore up the worst defense in the league up. Well San Diego should have a bounce back game against their rivals and Charles won't blow up like he did against this chargers defense. 

Seattle vs  St. Louis: Seahawks 

Marshawn lynch is proving he's still beast mode, an that defense is as good as advertised now only if Tate could stop pushing off people and the offensive line protect Wilson from late hits on the same play they could win with less drama.

San Fran vs NYJ: 9ers 

Look for Smith and Gore to have a bounce back game. The defense should be able to stop the jets who can't run and can barely throw the ball.

Tennessee vs Houston: Texans 

If your looking for the artist formerly known as CJ2k to bounce back its not going to happen this week. The texans are proving to be a force defensively and offensively their starting to click. The texans are a top 5 team that's pretty good for an expansion team from ten plus years ago.

Oakland vs Denver: Broncos 

Ok an older Peyton vs an older Palmer I like both in this game but I'm going to go with Peyton, and the broncos in this one. If Peyton can get Thomas and Decker to step up more then this team could be 3-0 right now, but Thomas is still learning how to run routes. Something he didn't do in college going to Georgia tech a prominent triple option program, and with teblow running the modified FB wild cat. He really didn't know routes or timing routes. Got off topic broncos win.

 Miami vs Arizona: Cards

Ok so how come no ones giving the cards defense any credit right now. They stopped Brady and Vick. Vick being much easier then Brady. Cards win this one big if Bush can't go for the dolphins with bush it's closer but cards still win.

Cincinnati vs Jacksonville: Bengals

If a tiger and jaguar where to battle who would you bet on. Me I'd pick the tiger. Bengals win this one and their defense also steps it up in this one.

sAints vs Green Bay: pack

Rodgers and that defense will come out with a fire under their belly needing to win this game big. If they lose this game the division may be hard to obtain. In a shoot out I have the pack winning. We all remember the season opener last year. 

Washington vs Tampa Bay: Bucs

The bucs defense has stepped up. They held Eli almost until they had a mental and physical let down in the fourth and they almost pulled off a win vs Dallas in close defensive game. There going to get after RG3 quick and early. 

NYG vs Philadelphia: Eagles

In the Brian Dawkins game the eagles will probably lose, but as an eagles fan I have to have faith we can pull this one out. Vick better bring his A game the giants like to get after Vick early but will they wear down like they did last year an let us stay in the game. I'm takin the eagles in my favorite players retirement game.

Chicago vs Dallas: Da Bears

Dallas struggled against Tampa now they get Chicago another tough team defensively. I don't think they have anything left in the tank for this game. Bears win in another close defensive game

Week 3 NFL predictions

 Week 3 picks this should be fun and gna keep it short I'm about to fall asleep. Im currently 21-11 not bad

The vagiants @ Carolina: panthers 

Panthers should win this one the defense of the giants is horrendous. Yes Eli just threw for 500+ yards but he also got very lucky. Panthers defense wins this game. Also Eli is horrible on Thursday night games.

St Louis @ Chicago: Rama 

Bradford looks great fisher has the defense rolling and Amendola is back on track. The rams are looking really good on the other side though the bears need a bounce back game, but they fall short in this one.

Buffalo @ Cleveland: Browns

Weeden has found his fav target and Richardson looked great. Can they both keep it up though is the question? Now the bills have one of the worst pass defenses in the league and this games being plate in Cle I'll take the browns in this one.

Tampa bay @ Dallas: Bucs

Tampa disappointed me last week giving up so many yards to Eli and Brown( the rb). Tampas D was doing great it was 27-13 going into the fourth I believe and then it all fell apart.

 Detroit @ Tennessee: lions

The Lions should win this one pretty easy. The titans are struggling offensively but now that Kenny Britt is back maybe teams will be forced to take that 7-8 man out of the box to stop cj. Lions win either way  

Jacksonville @ Indy: Colts

The better QB should win this one and the QB is Andrew luck sure Gabbert looks better but Luck is just an all around better QB.

New York Jets @ Miami: Mia 

The Dolphins win this one due to the fact that bush is back and miller is a great back up RB. There defense is also stepping it up

San Fran @ Minnesota: 9ers

This defense will play its heart out. The team is pretty solid all around.

 

Kansas city @ New  Orleans: sAints

Two weeks to get their first win I the season. What ever Romeo thinks is right for this defense it's not working right now.

Cincy @ Wash: bengals 

Cincy will come out with the same adrenaline this week. 

 Philly @ Az: eagles

Philly has too many weapons on defense and offense to lose this game.

Atl @ San Diego: chargers

This ones tough for me I like both teams so I'm giving the team the win.

Houston @ Denver: texans

This isn't your daddies Texan team or the same team manning beat up two years ago the defense is alot bette

Pitt @ Oak. Steelers

Pitt wins this one with a little bit of a fight. 

New England @ Baltimore: ravens 

Balt should win this matchup pretty easy. they have built up frustration from the eagles game and from losing the playoff game.

Green bay @ seattle: the hawks 

All I'm going to say is beast mode and the 12 th man.

Week 2 NFL Predictions

   Alright that was a productive week alil crazy alot of lack luster defenses. I went 10-6 not bad but not great in my book lets start this week off right.

Chicago @ Green Bay: Packers
Rodgers will have have a bounce back game this bears defense isn't your grandfathers bears defense any more Unless Urlacher is your grandfather. I also need a ton of fantasy points out of Jordy so with tillman out along the defense and jennings nursing a groin inj Jordy should be open alot.


Chiefs @ Bills: Chiefs
if flowers plays this week the cheifs should play alot btr on defense, and im counting on it. Spiller is going to have a hard time getting the yards he got against the jets because the cheifs definitely have a better front 7.

Browns @ Bengals: Bengals
Look for Dalton and that defense to have a bounce back game this ones going to be a fight to the end though id even goto say 17-10 bengals win with a 4th quarter TD.

Minnesota @ Indy: Colts
Minnesota's  defense is no bears defense by any means. Luck will have alot of targets to hit that are wide open. this game will show you how bad the vikings really are. that being said its still going to be a shoot out the colts defense is still not up to par with the rest of the league.

Raiders @ Dolphins: OAK
Did you catch Palmers opening day performance against a good defense. yea 300 yards and a touchdown not bad huhn. Both him and Mcfadden should be able to handle the dolphins with ease as long as that defense can cut back on the stupid penalties.

Arizona @ New England: Pats
Yay kolb won us the game yay no he didnt the seahawks didnt game plan against kolb they game planned for a poised pocket passer who likes pressure Skelton. Kolb on the other hand hates pressure and crawls into the fetal position when thrown around.dont know why seatle didnt bring the house against him. But the evil genius Belicheat will definitely be ready for Kolb. Pats win this one bad.

NY Vagiants @ Tampa: BUCS
thats right Tampa Wins this one. there going to take away mannings run game and force him to make bad passes. the defensive line will be able to get to manning quick and early hes also going to be in the fetal position by the end of this game. Ok that might be a little biased but hey tampa will definitely show up for this game and im taking them to win it.

Balt @ Philly: Philly
now this pick is definitely biased but heres some facts for you. Last year baltimore took off at home against the Steelers 35-7 they then travled week 2 to Nashville Tennessee and lost 26-13. they where the best home team last year but couldnt win those easy road games. Now the eagles this year are alot better then the titans where last year so to think philly will just roll over and take this loss to Balt just because every one and there mother hates philly now i doubt it the eagles can actually tackle now.

New Orleans @ Carolina : Panthers
Did you see what RG3 did to this horrendous Defense of the sAints? Yea and you dont think SuperCam can do it. Well usually when the team that gets shut down in the running game the previous week trys to run the ball down your throat the next week. and i dont think the sAints will be ready. the sAints have three running backs but the Panthers have about 5.

Houston @ Jacksonville : Houston
Houston is playing with a vendetta against every team this year. The Jags are good but there not Houston good yet.

Washington @ St Louis : Rams
yep this one is a little biased but also going to use facts to back up the bias views. The Rams are Coached by one of the great defensive minds of the game Jeff Fischer. they have one of the most underrated Corners in the game in Cortland Finnegan. the rams also have a pretty good front seven with Long and Laurinaitis. that being said i think this turns out to be RG3s true welcome to the NFL where he loses a game he is the high favorite to win in.

Dallas @ Seattle: Seahawx
The Seahawks lost a very close intense game last week but with an even healthier Lynch this week they should be able to handle the Cowboys. Also this games in seattle no one goes to seattle and really believes there the Favorite. in that stadium the 12th man is more like the 1000th man screaming right in your ear.

Jets @ Pitt : Steelers
If the jets go into Pitt thinking there going to blow out Pitt like they did to the bills theyve already lost. for starters theres a QB in Pitt by the name of Big Ben who is 12 times the quarterback that Fitzpatrick is. second how ready is Revis island after that concussion?

Tennessee @ San Diego : Super Chargers
Hopefully this is the start to a season that Phillip Rivers  needs to prove hes an elite QB once again. now he really shouldnt have trouble against the titans defense but you never know still picking the chargers to win this one even though i really need a huge game from the artist formerly known as CJ2k.

Detroit @ San Fran : 9ers
the 9ers defense is as good if not better then its advertised. they easily beat the packers with the help of the legs of Frank Gore. this Detroit team better be ready to face an angry defense who will easily take those three picks to the house that stafford threw last week.

Denver @ ATL : Broncos
Like ive been saying Peyton is Peyton. With the loss of Brent Grimes on defense Mannings will ahve to face his favorite receiver Asante Samuel. But this time around i think Manning wins this one on the leg of Prater im going with a 27-24 win for the broncos.

Week 1 predictions

It's 5 am in the morning as I write this. The past week has been crazy busy I haven't had a chance to even start my tight end, kickers and defense rankings. I did draft in three leagues though. 

       I just Want to say I can't sleep. We've got the vagiants vs the cowgirls tonight. Football will officially start. I'm going to give you my predictions for each game. This is written off my iPhone so we'll see how this goes. 

Vagiants vs Cowgirls - vagiants 

The giants haven't lost in jerryworld yet don't count it tonight 

 

sEagles vs Browns - sEagles 

ok so Andy Reid going up against one of his former students. The master wins this one hands down with or with out Vick.

  

Colts vs Bears - Bears 

Ok I like luck but not yet. This bears defense will give up points, but so will the colts. So in my own opinion the bears out score the colts in a wild contest.

Rams vs Lions - Lions

Can Bradford stay healthy? Will amendola have another freak injury? Has Stephen Jackson run out of gas? We'll find out against a poor pass defense, but the high powered lions offense prevails and wins this one out.

Pats vs Titans - Pats 

Jake locker, will he be the best quarter back out of last years draft I think so. Before you bash me is can newton really a quarter back? Rhetorical question no need to answer. No matter how many points locker manages to get on the poor defense of the pats Brady will score more.

Falcons vs Chiefs - Falcons 

I like the chiefs in this one, but I think the falcons win by a field goal or late touchdown. I do have Julio and Hillis on my fantasy team so I want both to atleast score two touchdowns.

Jags vs Vikings - Jags

Gabbert is a different QB this year he has a legit number one receiver in rookie Blackmon and Jennings is a change of pace from MJD so the combo should be good.

Deadskins vs sAints - sAints

RG 3 is getting praise from everyone. He might be great during practice, but when he's out on the field that red mesh jersey comes off. The offensive line play of the redskins isn't great. In a division that is stacked at d lineman RG3 will be on the run.

Bills vs Jets - Bills 

Come on the jets can't even score in the preseason.

Dolphins vs Texans - Houston 

It's Houston vs the Miami Reggie bushs. That defense is going to welcome tannehill early and frequently hope he's ready to be fed to the wolves.

49ers vs Green Bay - 9ers

No one is giving the 9ers any credit. They were basically screwed out of a championship game an yet they suck so apparently they have no chance against green bay. Well let's see the pack added a olb and moved Woodson to safety and lost there best MLB bishop. They were the last team in the nfl. It's going to be a shoot out with the 9ers defense winning this game. Like the old saying goes defense wins championships. Ask Tom Brady about it.

Seahawks vs Cards - Seahawks

Alright Skelton vs the fast paced Seahawks defense. They like to get after the qb and take the ball away Fitz can only do so much, and with wells nursing a knee problem the seahawks run away with this one.

Panthers vs Bucs - Bucs

Alright every year there's someone new on the bottom of the NFC south so look for josh freeman to bounce back and help the bucs get back to form. Cams raring up for a sophomore slump.

Steagles vs Broncos - Broncos

I have to go broncos on this one Peyton is hungry. Its his first game back and the steelers are taking payback and revenge. Hmm didn't they face teblow? Yea that's what I thought! Peyton manning has always been known to be a surgeon and he will show it this weekend

Bengals vs Ravens - Ravens 

Cincy is good enough to win this game but I think they lose in a close one. Baltimore's d is a year older and Suggs is not playing, but I think ray rice can carry the offense enough to win games. 

Chargers vs Raiders - Raiders

Can you believe this the raiders are the underdogs In this game. No Ryan Mathews no Vincent brown yet the chargers are favored to win. With Carson Palmer getting a full offseason to build up timing with his receivers he should have a great season. Especially if D-Mac can stay healthy.